I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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