he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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