Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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