What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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