their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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