You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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