North Korea, Best Korea!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You are the jesus of drinking
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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