plz talk dirty to me
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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