Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
