Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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