Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
