We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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