Just mADE A PArabola og urine
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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