then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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