Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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