Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
True college students do jello shots in the library
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