mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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