youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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