i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I love you. Go after that dick
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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