Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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