At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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