dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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