I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
the condom got lost in my hair
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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