i can't believe i had my finger in that
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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