We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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