alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
