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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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