I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
what is it with giant penises always finding me
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
