I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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