A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I party with great urgency now.
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