If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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