just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Of course I have a pirate flag
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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