is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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