After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
