So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
birth control should be required to get into college
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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