you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
