There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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