Are we in a gay sports bar?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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