Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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