check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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