I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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