shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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