I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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