I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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