found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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