Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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