spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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