Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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