4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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