if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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