UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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