so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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