Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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