Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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