You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I didn't notice because vodka
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
