Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
You left your phone here
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