I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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